[Name] Oliver of the Barth
[Nicknames] Freak, Loser
[Screen name] nevermore2005
[Birthday] March 5
[Age] 13
[Astrological sign] Pisces, all hail
[Chinese zodiac sign?] Meh?
[Location] My room
[Marital Status] I'm 13!!!
[Eye color] Hazel
[Height] 6ft
[Shoe size] 13w
[Parents still together?] Birth parents? I don't know. Adopted ones are.
[Siblings?] Maybe.
[Nieces/Nephews?] Maybe.
[Kids of your own?] No
[Grandkids?] No
[Pets?] 2 cats 1 dog 1 fish 1 crabizzle
[Education?] i'm the smartest thing here
[Rent, lease, or own your home?] live with da parents
[Any credit cards?] no
[What do you drive?] the passenger seat

Favorites
[Color] black and blue and red all over
[Number] 333
[Animal] Bat/spider
[Vehicle] Hersh
[Flower] dead
[Scent] Hm?
[Shape] Ze square, cause that's hip.
[Soda] Blood's not a soda?
[Book] Harry Potter and the Marissa's stoned.
[Band] My schools...
[Song] Kidnap the Sandy Claws
[Food] McChicken
[Smile] NOOOOOO

Do you..
[Color your hair?] No
[Twirl your hair?] No
[Have tattoos?] NO
[Piercing?] AH!!!!
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No, I help others
[Drink/Smoke?] No
[Like roller coasters?] Sometimes.
[Wish you could live somewhere else] Duh.
[Want more piercings?] No!
[Like cleaning?] Only my room
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Carry a donor card?] no
[Swear a lot?] nah
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] kinda
[Diet?] no
[Own a cell phone?] NO.....
[Ever get off the computer?] Wa?
[Habla Espanol?] Uno, doce... uno...

Have you ever...
[Gotten a speeding ticket?] Eh, NO
[DUI?] Wuzzat?
[Been in a wreck?] No
[Been arrested?] No
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] On accedent
[Stolen anything?] yeah
[Held a gun?] yep
[Drank?] tried beer... about puked. wine be good, though
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] yeah
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Cried over a girl?] What is this crying you speak of?
[Cried over a boy?] WHAT IS THIS CRYING YOU SPEAK OF???
[Been in love?] Yeah
[Fallen for your best friend?] Kinda.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Never "made out"
[Been rejected?] Yep
[Been in lust?] No
[Used someone?] Yeah
[Been used?] YEAH
[Been cheated on?] Possibly
[Been kissed?] ...yes...

Now
[Current mood] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Current music] The Angry Beavers theme song tis in my head
[Current taste] blood
[Current hair] mine
[Current annoyance] sour gum
[Current smell] cat
[Current thing I ought to be doing] checking me e-mail
[Current windows open?] hm?
[Current desktop picture] crappy background that came with this crappy computer
[Current book] Harry Potter and the Quarter-blood Principal
[Current cds in stereo] nuh?
[Current crush] Chelsea
[Current favorite celeb] The one who plays the goth chick on NCIS
[Current hate] SOUR GUM

The last time
[Last book you read] last... weak?
[Last movie you saw] The Cheatah, The Gremlin, and the Closet
[Last thing you had to drink] Blood
[Last thing you ate] Celery
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Marissa


Do you...
[Do drugs?] No
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] Oh so many
[Play an instrument?] I'm a tromboner
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Don't talk about my friends that way!!!
[Remember your first love?] Yep. Q.
[Still love him/her?] No.
[Read the newspaper?] Sometimes.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Not that I KNOW of
[Believe in miracles?] Yeh
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] Dunno
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] NO
[Consider love a mistake?] Meh
[Have a favorite candy?] No?
[Believe in astrology?] Yes
[Believe in magic?] Yes.... mwahahah...
[Believe in God?] Yeah
[Do well in school?] Kinda
[Go to or plan to go to college] Yes
[Wear hats?] No
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] About 15
[Have a secret crush?] No longer secret
[Do they know yet?] Probably
[Collect anything?] The Nightmare Before Christmas junk
[Have a best friend?] Yeah
[Close friends?] Yeah
[Like your handwriting?] It's ok.
[Care about looks?] Ugly is the new beautiful